Consignment boxes with my name and email written on them

[ppalmr]

Finish your beverages and sandwiches, make sure your mouth is clear.


Quick background, Retired General tasked with deliver my boxes. Call him to confirm I am the rightful owner. Replied simply I am not the owner of this boxes. Got reply, thank you for confirming this boxes is mine, send $500. Restate this is not my boxes. Reply returned my name and email written on them therefore they are mine, send $500.


I will send the $500 but I want to see a photograph of the boxes with my name (repeated several times in different ways to get my point across, the last few times I just get a photo of the box, no name written on it take it or leave it.


It didn't take a lot of time and I got my pictures:

PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH ME,AS YOU KNOW INSULT IS A RESENTMENT BUT RESPECT IS RECIPROCAL! I AM A RETIRED OLD SOLDIER, AM IN MY LATE SEVENTY`S (70`S) I HAVE SIGHT DEFECT AT THE LIBERIA WAR. DOWNLOAD THE FILE AND SEE COPIES OF THE PHOTO OF YOUR TWO BOXES. WRITE ME BACK SO THAT I CAN SEND YOU THE INFORMATION TO RECEIVE THE $500 FROM YOU.

Dude, if there is two boxes at least use two different photos, fer cryin' out load. I am laughing hysterically. I'm at work of all places.

I tell him waves of laughter are washing over me.

BROTHER PETER,

PLEASE TAKE IT EASY WITH ME, I AM AN OLD MAN, LOOK I HAD TO GO DOWNS STIRS TO SCAN THE PHOTO OF YOUR BOXES, I DO NOT HAVE SCANNING MACHINE IN MY HOUSE.

GENERAL SAMUEL

I write to tell him I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.

YOU ARE TOO ARROGANT MR. PETER. MAYBE SOMEONE ANNOYED YOU TODAY. THINK TWICE. IT IS THE PHOTO OF YOUR BOXES I SWEAR WITH THE LIVES OF MY ENTIRE FAMILY

I write to him in sympathy for his family as he is risking their lives and my stomach is hurting very badly from the convulsive laughter.

THANK YOU. FROM THE FIRST DAY I CONTACTED YOU UP TIL NOW I HAVE NOT USED ANY INSOLENCE WORDS ON YOU. I REPEAT I SWEAR WITH THE LIVES OF MY ENTIRE FAMILY. YOU MOST A TIMES THE TRUTH SHINGLE THE EAR BUT THE FACT IS THE TRUTH IS KNOWN LASTLY. I WILL APPRECIATE IF YOU DO NOT REPLY TO INSULT ME ONCE AGAIN

I write to tell him I am still laughing very hard and my stomach is in great pain and my bladder relaxed therefore I proceeded to pee in my pants. I haven't heard back from him.

Here in my country there are 1001 uses for old ammo boxes, the surplus store is full of them and the local Army base provides more every day. I guess I found Use #1002.

[Saucer]

Every once in a while we get real gems like him.

[ace]

So your millions are being paid in .50 cal ball ammo? I need to talk to this lad 'cause I could really use some 5.56 rounds.

[Sheridan]

I actually think that is the worst one I have seen yet. I really did not start doing this yesterday. Should you require the expert services of my good friend Professor Ivor S. Fincter a renowned professor of forensic science to examine those boxes I shall be more than happy to arrange this. He will use his Southern Computational Analytical Machine. It always produces excellent results that cannot be refuted.

In due course

Barrister Dr. Anuss Reamer Q.C.

[ppalmr]

The only one I have received that even comes close was the woodgrain rectangle, an HTML background image or a paint chip type of web graphic with my name chopped on top of it, in Arial Bold I believe. My first impression on the ammo boxes was that I wanted to see my name written on the boxes, not hovering over the boxes...

Originally Posted by Sheridan

...He will use his Southern Computational Analytical Machine.

As a member of the Southern Conference of Anglican Methodists it is against the decree of this church to use secular devices such as this.

I will prey for you.

Rev Dr Father Bishop Cardinal Knight
King's Castle Cathedral
64 Tartan Square
Queens, NY NY USA

[Fungus]

That would have fooled me