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Sheridan · July 12th, 2010, 09:14 PM

In an attempt to describe the offensive capabilities of the warship depicted in my Avatar some bright spark said this.

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These are capable of severely destroying a starfighter in one hit.

Now if you could destroy an enemy vessel in one hit would that not imply a severe attack. Perhaps I am missing something here and there is a light girlie slap version of 'destroy'. We obviously meant to tickle them when we set out to destroy them. Right?

Quick lesson in logic.

Destroyed = completely buggered and this was not a pleaseant conversation. Diplomacy did not win in this case and there is no point in saying it was severely executed when it resulted in your complete destruction.

Perhaps we could send out a fact finding team to interview their now dissociated atoms floating in space.

Ben · July 12th, 2010, 10:06 PM

Just cricked my neck looking at it sideways

Frazzle · July 13th, 2010, 07:27 PM

Nope.... still looks like a ballerina to me.

Sheridan · July 13th, 2010, 07:57 PM

You have a fixation. Deal with it.

Lufix · July 14th, 2010, 02:13 AM

I severely voted.

Fungus · July 14th, 2010, 06:44 PM

Not a ballerina more a giant squid wrapping itself round Iron Man and giving the finger at the same time.

Sheridan · July 15th, 2010, 11:04 AM

I always thought it looked more like a Siamese fighting fish. Just dont see the ballerina at all.

Lufix · July 15th, 2010, 12:26 PM

Really? It was quite easy to spot for me:

jan · July 20th, 2010, 07:31 AM

Kosh would know the answer, but wether we`d understand it is a different matter

jan xx

Sheridan · July 20th, 2010, 11:00 AM

You do not understand.

jan · July 21st, 2010, 05:50 AM

Kosh Naranek: A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles

jan xx

Sheridan · July 21st, 2010, 12:08 PM

We shall meet again in the hour of scampering.

Sheridan · July 21st, 2010, 11:40 PM

Then there is this.

Told you I was right. It is a Siamese Fighting Fish.

Ben · July 26th, 2010, 09:45 PM

Just cricked my neck looking at it sideways

King Salamander · July 27th, 2010, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheridan

Then there is this.

Told you I was right. It is a Siamese Fighting Fish.

Where I live, they call those fish "Betas". You're name is much cooler!

View Poll Results: How did you find this attack affected you?
Crap I got blown up	2	28.57%
I found it mostly severe	0	0%
I found it slighly severe	1	14.29%
I would do it again if I was able	1	14.29%
When the beam weapon hit me I soiled my underpants	0	0%
Ask me in my next incarnation	1	14.29%
I think that pointing a weapon at you and firing it is a very polite gesture. There should be more of it.	1	14.29%
SHIT!!!! I'm buggered now	1	14.29%
Bastards, wish I got them first	0	0%
We really need to learn to get along. Too late for me though.	0	0%
Voters: 7. You may not vote on this poll

July 13th, 2010, 07:27 PM	#3
Frazzle Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,155	Nope.... still looks like a ballerina to me. __________________ This Transaction is absoutely itch and risk free. I will therefore urge you to feel relaxed. You have to beleive me okay and do what i told you to do so that we can be able to sever you better okay. I CANNOT TRUST YOU BECAUSE IT SEAMS THAT YOU ARE A BITCH SUCKER WHO IS NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING HIS FUND...Barrister Daniel Ugo (barrdanielugo_esq@yahoo.com)

July 13th, 2010, 07:57 PM	#4
Sheridan Yobbostrator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chukin on tha barbie Posts: 1,410	You have a fixation. Deal with it. __________________ YOU ARE THE MOST USELESS FELLOW I HAVE EVER KNOWN, GO TO HELL Some Wanka! what are you trying to explain? i dont like the way you adress me. Poor Chucky Soludo.

July 14th, 2010, 02:13 AM	#5
Lufix No, it's a squirrel.. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /dev/null Posts: 479	I severely voted. __________________ A good read

July 14th, 2010, 06:44 PM	#6
Fungus Baiting for Bats Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,719	Not a ballerina more a giant squid wrapping itself round Iron Man and giving the finger at the same time. __________________ My Tutu is magnificent................Mr. Fred I will send oracle to you and your family to torment you people,i will send Ogun, Oya, Sango,Obatala,Obatarisa ,sanpono, ofo emi ile, gbigbona, olode, esu, and Iku ojiji to you and your family...Samuel Kayode Ogun, Sango Obatal and god of Thunder will strike you and your family to death, God purnish you all. Keep working very well, am going to hack that your ****ing site. and tear you apart and down. Idiot Ogun, Oya, Sango,Obatala,Obatarisa ,sanpono, ofo emi ile, gbigbona, olode, esu, and Iku ojiji will bombarb you and your family this year (Amen) You and your great great generations will die in the darkness. Thunder will fire you and folks to death Bastard. Idiot......Both from Bradston Higgston

July 12th, 2010, 10:06 PM	#2
Ben Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: IP's Ville Posts: 1,208	Just cricked my neck looking at it sideways

July 15th, 2010, 11:04 AM	#7
Sheridan Yobbostrator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chukin on tha barbie Posts: 1,410	I always thought it looked more like a Siamese fighting fish. Just dont see the ballerina at all. __________________ YOU ARE THE MOST USELESS FELLOW I HAVE EVER KNOWN, GO TO HELL Some Wanka! what are you trying to explain? i dont like the way you adress me. Poor Chucky Soludo.

July 15th, 2010, 12:26 PM	#8
Lufix No, it's a squirrel.. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /dev/null Posts: 479	Really? It was quite easy to spot for me: __________________ A good read

July 20th, 2010, 07:31 AM	#9
jan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 465	Kosh would know the answer, but wether we`d understand it is a different matter jan xx __________________ i am going to make make you the queen of my heart

July 20th, 2010, 11:00 AM	#10
Sheridan Yobbostrator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chukin on tha barbie Posts: 1,410	You do not understand. __________________ YOU ARE THE MOST USELESS FELLOW I HAVE EVER KNOWN, GO TO HELL Some Wanka! what are you trying to explain? i dont like the way you adress me. Poor Chucky Soludo. Last edited by Sheridan; July 20th, 2010 at 11:23 AM..

July 21st, 2010, 05:50 AM	#11
jan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 465	Kosh Naranek: A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles jan xx __________________ i am going to make make you the queen of my heart

July 21st, 2010, 12:08 PM	#12
Sheridan Yobbostrator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chukin on tha barbie Posts: 1,410	We shall meet again in the hour of scampering. __________________ YOU ARE THE MOST USELESS FELLOW I HAVE EVER KNOWN, GO TO HELL Some Wanka! what are you trying to explain? i dont like the way you adress me. Poor Chucky Soludo.

July 21st, 2010, 11:40 PM	#13
Sheridan Yobbostrator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chukin on tha barbie Posts: 1,410	Then there is this. Told you I was right. It is a Siamese Fighting Fish. __________________ YOU ARE THE MOST USELESS FELLOW I HAVE EVER KNOWN, GO TO HELL Some Wanka! what are you trying to explain? i dont like the way you adress me. Poor Chucky Soludo.

July 26th, 2010, 09:45 PM	#14
Ben Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: IP's Ville Posts: 1,208	Just cricked my neck looking at it sideways